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hilljockey · Sprinter Joined: 22 Oct 2008 Posts: 164

Today's excuse:

"I was there but didn't race"

2ndwheel · Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:58 pm Post subject:

Rooooooooboat

After seeing the junior money leech's new bling your best excuse for not winning would be a total lack of money even for petrol to get to a race.

hilljockey · Sprinter Joined: 22 Oct 2008 Posts: 164

He could ride there......................................................................

Commuter · Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject:

Too many dots .................

Robbo · Yellow Jersey Joined: 22 Oct 2008 Posts: 337

Commuter wrote:

Too many dots .................

Yeah, get it right Hillbilly!

Metro Commuter · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:02 am Post subject:

Commuter may not be subtle in many respects, but his dot placement is as subtle as they come. Each dot is for the number of races he has won in the past 10 years, so do not add too many..

2ndwheel · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:11 am Post subject:

Metro

I believe that you are being unduly kind to you blood brother in regards the number of wins he has recorded. ( i know my memory may not be as good as it was but i dont think he has troubled the handicapper's point score to much in the last decade).

Metro Commuter · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:43 am Post subject:

I do need to exercise some restraint, for his form is currently far superior to my own, and has been superior to mine for a while. Glass houses and rocks, in my case.

Commuter · Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:11 pm Post subject:

Unfortunatley I can remember how long it is since I have a win outside Satuday club racing ............. for the record its been way too long,

Coalnago · Bunter Joined: 23 Oct 2008 Posts: 5

" i was 380kms away at the time ,without a bike and i dont have a licence this year".

2ndwheel · Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:28 am Post subject:

commuter

Drinking coffee with "A" graders At the roller door will not make you go any faster.

Metro Commuter · Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject:

2nd Wheel - you may have confused me for someone else. I have drunk at Rollerdoor only once, and the only A grader there was Geofwey Twoup.

I do, however, drink with a bunch of riders that are anywhere from A grade to E grade, but for the most part they are B graders who seem happy in that grade. I train with those B graders 3 to 5 days a week, and I think the general view is I am strong enough physically to race B grade but simply lack the mental strength to race well in C grade let alone B grade. The view seems to be that I am soft.

To go faster I need to toughen up. I need someone to hate, as I find hate a strong motivator. Any ideas? With Felix apparently having masturbated himself in to nothingness, who is there left?

2ndwheel · Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject:

Metro

My mistake, but you can understand the confusion. Both rely on past glory,both are now very slow, both have expanding girth and both have the same word in moniker.

yours sincerly

another glass house dweller

Commuter · Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject:

2ndhandwheel

I rely on nothing but my humour and good looks ................... damn I maybe in trouble

Commuter

Metro Commuter · Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:45 pm Post subject:

Commuter,

I will be riding past Henny Penny @ Wallsend shortly. You might bring your progeny to watch again...

MC